January 2011
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crime scene clean up
my favorite way to clean
is real hurriedly like i am cleaning up a crime scene
and the cops are on the way
and i don’t have much time before they
burst in and find all this evidence
i get so much more cleaning done when i clean like that
i have a way better attention to detail as well
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from child to adult
from child to adult
from child destroying my life and killing myself wondering why
to adult who is trying to improve my life and still wondering why but not killing myself doing so. adult sense of acceptance.
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class enhancement
they should really try and implant some class
next time they implant that plastic
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cause this bitches attitude is horrible
but her body is fantastic
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in a really generic hospital sterile way
her genes weren’t right so she had to pay
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when for free, all she ever had to do
was look in the mirror at her reflection and say
“i love you”
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it's the looks that fill
it doesn’t matter what you look like
what matters is you have confidence
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would you rather shop online or in a store?
A.) SHOPPING ONLINE > SHOPPING AT A STORE/MALL
B.) SHOPPING ONLINE < SHOPPING AT A STORE/MALL PICK A.) OR B.) (“ALLIGATOR EATS THE BIGGER NUMBER!”)
I PICK A.) JUST BECAUSE THE INTERNET HAS MORE STUFF THAN WALMART. AND THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE IS AVAILABLE ON THE WORLDWIDEWEB. BESIDES, I KNOW I WEAR A FRIGGEN MEDIUM.
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Watch“OH HONESTLY, SHARON, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE IF YOU CAN’T DO EVERYTHING IN HEELS?!”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416775/
horrible movie, great quote. those clicking noises at the end of the clip are radioactive ants. yeah, i said it, radioactive ants.
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SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO ASK!
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blurring the line between pornography and art
tumblr is beginning to blur the lines for me
the line between pornography and art
pornartgraphy
a lot of the times i end up looking through my dashboard
i end up wanting to get off
i like that word pornartgraphy
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made up with makeup
i can’t even see your face
it’s so made up with makeup
your look is so made up
tattoos are cheap, action is the magic word
your tattoos claim you stand for something
but your life shows me you live for nothing
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no one can reach him but me
it’s this constant numbing
i inflict on myself
it kills me but
it makes me tick
it is the disease
and the cure
the cause
and the effect
it’s like i have this hole in me
and i can’t fill it but i try
i keep shoveling dirt
and sex
and drugs
and sin
but nothing fills it
i just keep digging deeper
and daddy
and mommy
and god
and everyone might have been
the...
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want but don't
i’ve called
and i’ve texted
i’ve emailed
and wrote you
with no response i’m left wanting
but saying “fuck you”
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broadcasting from privacy
nothing is private or personal anymore. i’ve seen pictures of everyone going pee on the internet. the personal crap that we do at home, we just broadcast on the internet.
live from the privacy of my own home
gbtwww.
i thought my computer died
but it didn’t
now i appreciate the access to the flow of information more than ever
god bless the www.